extra space for me….qui?

28 Jun

so i was having this conversation with a boy, maybe we were naked, maybe we werent, maybe we kpanshed…maybe we didnt…the devil is in the details people, so we were conversating (i prefer this word to conversing, i should patent it), and he asked me if i had ever had sex with a guy who has a huge dick… like….


*looks around room*, is this a trap? this boy is asking me if i had ever had sex with someone with a huge dick right after we may or may not have just had sex… can i exactly say no at his point while his weiner was looking me straight in the eye with that look of “woman, u better recognize…” :(,

tell a lie, im terrified of a mighty huge penis, like when i sex up that old spice guy, you know the “Hello, ladies. Look at your man. Now back to me. Now back at your man. Now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me” guy?

yeah, that guy, when we have sex right, its either his mandingo does not fit or its renders my vag stretched out like a football field, his instrument is similar to that of a horse (maybe that’s why he’s sitting on a horse),

so whats the fascination with it being huge?

but come to think of it, i haven’t seen a stretched out horse’s vagina also, which leads me to believe that 1) all vagina’s are not equal, 2) horse’s have great sex, 3) i want cake

so anyways, i dont think a big dick would stretch out a vjayjay, cos if the vagina pocket can spit out a 7pound breast sucking pervert, then it gats be elastic…..

so why is your vagina loose? you better check yourself…!

p.s. guy mentioned above, if you are reading this… we are meeting up tonite yh? my place or yours (i can use my blog to set p, sue me)

13 Responses to “extra space for me….qui?”

  1. iamsamsie at 07:54 #

    Its elastic..and u can have cake while deciding..some are smaller than others.the newer the better..hehehe

  2. Domina at 07:57 #

    2nd.. No further comment

  3. kechilauren at 08:58 #

    LOL. U are “specialer” than I thought..(I shd patent this word too)

  4. chinnydiva at 09:21 #

    Re: why is your vagina loose? It never ever goes back to same tho, even when you are done spitting. reason why alom(alum?) is making huge sales now.

  5. Atoke at 09:57 #

    Hahahahahaha Love this!!!!

  6. Saeon at 10:10 #

    Errr, I made up “conversate” whilst writing a song like 2yrs ago.

    Plus he can’t eat your cake and you’ll still have it. And you still didn’t answer guy’s question though. :p

  7. iyamilele at 10:39 #

    LMAO…..Wow Zara. U are special (nothing new).
    U have made sense though. I like to look at the vagina like a rubber band. A loose vagina (slacked rubberband) is one that has handeled tooooo many big things. In my opinion, I don’t have one 😀 so I can’t say for sure

  8. StephanieIj at 10:45 #

    Should the vjayjay be of adequate moisture, a big d*ck should have no adverse effect instead utmost pleasure.. Maybe I’m right maybe I’m not… *elastic shrug*

  9. griffinthinks at 11:08 #


  10. H•A•W at 14:27 #

    LMAO!! dis gal!

  11. BBB at 16:21 #

    so zara, id be right in assuming that cake isnt exactly a dessert

  12. Anonymous at 09:00 #

    Well I’m not sure if a big dick has a different effect but right after sex women usually tell me I’m the biggest they’ve ever had and I look down and feel really sorry for the other guys they must’ve slept with!!!

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